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I wasn't sure if something like this had already been made, so I went ahead and did so.
Personally I am pretty tired of seeing raving fantards (mostly fangirls, mind) who believe that their favorite fictional character is real, or act like they are. Let's take our good friend Sonic the Hedgehog for example, created in 1990 by a Japanese guy, and making his debut on a videogame system in '91. You only need to know he's a videogame character to know he's fictional in order to further know he does not and never will exist. If he did, then that poses questions such as "how was he born?", "how come nobody's found this out yet?/How has nobody seen him on the streets yet?", and so on.
Also, the big question every one of us normal people asks - "how did you come up with the idea that -insert character- is real?"
Obviously fantards will not be able to come up with an answer in general, let alone a valid one. 99.99% of the time they will then resort to saying things that make no sense, or simply repeating "HE'S REAL!!!111!!1 >:[[[[[" over and over.
This doesn't just go for Sonic the Hedgehog, either. Basically every series/franchise has a good few of these people, and they pretty much all have the same mindset and reasoning.
I could probably understand if you had mental problems, so you got confused as to what's fiction and what's reality from time to time, but honestly, you're perfectly sane, you're just so obsessed with a fictional character that your head is stuck too far in cloud cuckoo to actually use the simplest logic needed to fathom that fictional characters do not, for the last time, fucking exist.
This means;
- You will never meet -insert character-
- You will never marry -insert character-
- You will never get together in general with -insert character-
- You will never fuck -insert character-
- -Insert character- does not love you
- You will never have bastard children with -insert character-
- etcetera
Get over it, fantards.
</Rant>
Let me know if I could have worded anything better or such.
Feel free to use this stamp if you agree, you need a premium membership first though. Just copy and paste the thumb code.
Stamp template (c) *famartist thx g.
I wasn't sure if something like this had already been made, so I went ahead and did so.
Personally I am pretty tired of seeing raving fantards (mostly fangirls, mind) who believe that their favorite fictional character is real, or act like they are. Let's take our good friend Sonic the Hedgehog for example, created in 1990 by a Japanese guy, and making his debut on a videogame system in '91. You only need to know he's a videogame character to know he's fictional in order to further know he does not and never will exist. If he did, then that poses questions such as "how was he born?", "how come nobody's found this out yet?/How has nobody seen him on the streets yet?", and so on.
Also, the big question every one of us normal people asks - "how did you come up with the idea that -insert character- is real?"
Obviously fantards will not be able to come up with an answer in general, let alone a valid one. 99.99% of the time they will then resort to saying things that make no sense, or simply repeating "HE'S REAL!!!111!!1 >:[[[[[" over and over.
This doesn't just go for Sonic the Hedgehog, either. Basically every series/franchise has a good few of these people, and they pretty much all have the same mindset and reasoning.
I could probably understand if you had mental problems, so you got confused as to what's fiction and what's reality from time to time, but honestly, you're perfectly sane, you're just so obsessed with a fictional character that your head is stuck too far in cloud cuckoo to actually use the simplest logic needed to fathom that fictional characters do not, for the last time, fucking exist.
This means;
- You will never meet -insert character-
- You will never marry -insert character-
- You will never get together in general with -insert character-
- You will never fuck -insert character-
- -Insert character- does not love you
- You will never have bastard children with -insert character-
- etcetera
Get over it, fantards.
</Rant>
Let me know if I could have worded anything better or such.
Feel free to use this stamp if you agree, you need a premium membership first though. Just copy and paste the thumb code.
Stamp template (c) *famartist thx g.Image size
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I know the feeling. I see it on youtube comments posted by bronies on some my little pony shipping video. Some brony will be all angry and call a male character a "waifu stealer" just because that character gets shipped with the character this fan likes.